I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
I know the names of video game characters of games i’ve never played